Teen Lust

Facebook
X
Threads
Reddit
Teen Lust (2014)
Runtime:80 minutes
Director:Blaine Thurier
Country:Canada
Genres:Comedy, Horror
Writers:
(written by) &
(written by)
Plots:
An awkward high school student strives to lose his virginity before his parents and their Satanic cult can sacrifice him to the devil.
Trailer: Teen Lust

TeenLust A teenager’s life depends on getting laid in the comedy .  Neil () is the typical 18 year old high schooler, who has yet to lose his virginity.  The problem is, his family are members of a Satanic cult, who intend to make him a virgin sacrifice.  When Neil realizes what’s happening, he and his best friend () make a run for it.  With the members of the cult on his tail, Neil has until sunrise to find a girl willing to take his virginity. While probably not the exact intentions of the filmmakers, Teen Lust is probably what you would get when you combine the quest to get laid from American Pie with the Satanic cult from Rosemary’s Baby.  While on the surface Teen Lust sounds like an interesting premise, in execution the film is a very juvenile teen comedy.  In fact, the Satanism aspect of the film just seems to be there as a springboard for a night of awkward hijinks, as Neil rushes to get laid before the cult, which apparently has members all over town, catches up with him. Admittedly, I am probably out of the demographic that Teen Lust is aiming for, but it doesn’t stop the film from rubbing me the wrong way.  It probably didn’t really help things much that Neil had a haircut, which made him look a lot like .  In fact, I probably ended up liking Daryl Sabara (Spy Kids) as Matt a bit more than Jesse Carere as Neil.  Also, the film has and True Blood‘s van Straten in brief roles as the cult leaders, who were both fun to watch, particularly Elwes, who really hams it up.  However, they were not enough to save Teen Lust for me. 4 | DISAPPOINTED Screenings:

  • Friday, September 12, 3:00pm – Scotiabank Theatre 3
Advertisement

💳 Earn a $750 Amazon Reward!

Answer a few quick questions, explore personalized deals, and earn your reward! Complete the offers that interest you—cash out as a gift card, PayPal, or direct deposit. Over $20M in rewards already paid out!

Start earning today

👉 Claim Your Reward Now

More reviews

The Girl with the Needle

The Girl with the Needle

A struggling woman in post-WWI Copenhagen is taken in by a confectioner running a side business taking unwanted babies in The Girl

Flow

An unlikely group of animals gather on board a boat to protect themselves from a massive flood in Flow. A lone black

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Scroll to Top

Thanks for Reading

Support This Site

If you like what I do please support me on Ko-fi

Other Ways to Support Us

Become a patron at Patreon!
Buy Me A Coffee